I met this guy at Meadowbank. He was out in the field and was carrying a massive stick, so I asked him: "Are you a Pole Vaulter?", he replied, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?" Ahh the old ones are the best... or maybe not!!
Anyway, read on and bask in the delights of a Polish excursion that
lasted only three days but shortened life expectancy by about three